**Breaking: Mysterious Avocado Shortage Hits Major Supermarkets** A bizarre shortage of avocados has left many grocery shoppers scrambling to get their hands on the popular fruit. According to reports, major supermarkets across the country are facing a severe shortage of avocados, with some stores completely selling out. The shortage is believed to be caused by a combination of factors, including bad weather in Mexico, where most of the country's avocados are imported from, and increased demand for the fruit. As a result, prices for avocados have skyrocketed, leaving many consumers feeling green with frustration.
White House Rages At ‘Obsessive’ Media After Walmart Debunks Boastful Trump Claim. The president claimed Monday that the retail giant is lowering food costs at his "request," only for a Walmart spokesperson to explain otherwise.